And He Couldn't Beat Michigan, Either!*

Some poor pro se schlep named John Cooper lost a case in the SJC today. It’s Cooper v. CVS Pharmacy, No. SJC 10003. This post could be about all of the ways that the Superior Court could improve the way it deals with pro se plaintiffs. Or it could be about what a pain it is that CVS doesn’t carry more fifteen packs of their generic Claritin-equivalent.

But it’s actually just going to be about the fact this guy’s name is John Cooper. How incredibly cool would it be if this was the selfsame John Cooper who coached THE Ohio State University to a 2-10-1 record against the University of Michigan? Pretty cool, right? We may never know . . . .

*New Rule: no Widgets for rescript opinions of one page or less.